What’s the most humorous moment you’ve had on the job?
Night shift, a sweet guy kept calling the pulse ox his ‘Bluetooth’ and asked if I could ‘pair’ him; I told him to take slow breaths so the beeps synced and he lit up like we fixed the Wi‑Fi. Use the pulse ox as a breathing metronome for anxious folks, but kill the alarm fast or the nurses revolt — anyone else do this?