Chronic cough vs. the office coffee machine

Anyone else find it amusing when patients come in convinced their chronic cough is from the office coffee machine? I swear, I’ve had three people this week who think it somehow brews allergens! Sometimes, it feels like my medical discussions are just a series of bizarre coffee shop conversations. Just last Tuesday, I found myself explaining humidification to a guy who was convinced his Keurig was trying to kill him.

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